Well, hello.
Who might you be?
Wouldn’t you like to know, pretty demon~
Ah, so you know I’m a demon. Fascinating.
My name is Hastur. Duke of Hell.
I know who you are how boring. Suppose it would be polite of me to introduce myself. But I don’t really get on with boring people very well. Boring Demons, same difference. Boring angels. Boring Aliens. Boring humans, you’re all the same clutter of atoms that bore me to death *She fakes a noose and gags*
*invasion of personal space* You fine me boring, darling? You hardly know me.
*suddenly interested, and tilts her head* How. Do you. Know. That? *clicks her teeth*
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thebluephonebox reblogged this from thedukeofhell and added:
Demons have no taste. So your tacky means little to me.
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thedukeofhell reblogged this from thebluephonebox and added:
It’s socially acceptable where I come from. A bit tacky, but socially acceptable.
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theninthdoctor reblogged this from thebluephonebox and added:
((SHARK LIKE GRIN.)) ((FORGIVE THE INTRUSION I’LL GO AWAY AT ONCE.))
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